President Obama sits in Rosa Parks’ bus
Facts is survived by two brothers, Rumor and Innuendo, and a sister, Emphatic Assertion. Services are alleged to be private. In lieu of flowers, the family requests that mourners make a donation to their favorite super PAC.
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| — | from Rex W. Huppke’s obituary of Facts (360 B.C.-A.D. 2012). (via washingtonpoststyle) |
